didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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