I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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