Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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