I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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