yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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