I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Come on in and take your pants off
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