I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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