You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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