The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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