omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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