Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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