What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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