I have demons in me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
NoShamevember. You game?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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