yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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