Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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