In the future we'll all be gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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