maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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