how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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