Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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