Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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