I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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