4 words: hood of his car
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Let's paint friendship bongs
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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