At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
is that a dick in a sweater?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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