Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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