North Korea, Best Korea!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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