I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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