i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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