We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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