After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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