He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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