He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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