i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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