why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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