also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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