you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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