He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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