It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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