Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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