About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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