quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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