OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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