OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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