like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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