I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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