She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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