"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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