Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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