Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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