Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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