I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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