he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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