I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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