are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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