if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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