my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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