She's JV to your varsity
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize