Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
that may or may not have been my penis.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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