K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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