Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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