So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
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he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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