Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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