I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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