so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.