I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops