it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.